Wagner on Ahmadinejad's iPod

Read my archives and you'll see how much I dissaprove of Ahmadinejad and his supporters' politics.

But it's absolutely pathetic of the United Press International to come up with a shameless lie just to justify the military attack the nasty right-wing warmongers are dreaming of. It's just unbelievable.

But if that's called journalism, I'd suggest the National Post publish these 'facts' about Iran:

• Ahmadinejad is seen to be reading 'Mein Kampf' on his bus to regional meetings
• He's registered in German classes with a fake name. Our sources say he uses his grandfather's name who was assisting the Nazi's during the second world war and was executed later by Mohammad Reza Pahlavi.
• In his iPod, covered by anti-Semite symbols and Bin Laden's pictures, our sources, who are not willing to be identified for they'd jeopardize the lives of pigs they were among while crossing Iran's eastern borders, have informed us he has the complete collection of Wagner works. One source has specifically talked about unheard tracks preformed by underground neo-Nazi bands from Westkreuz in Berlin.

Actually, this could make an amazing piece.for The Onion.